February 2011
I'm starting to see the outer edges of what appear...
ABS, COME TO MEEE
AWAY WITH YOU, FAT
So, they're turning the board game "Battleship"...
alexaazuline:
So,why the fuck is Rihanna in it?
JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME SINK
BUT THAT’S ALRIGHT BECAUSE THIS MOVIE’S GONNA STINK
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17646) I don't know how to live normally.
I'm really angry today and I don't know why.
January 2011
The Day I Decided to Smoke Weed
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is the day I decided to smoke weed. Now, I’m doing it multiple times a week, and I’ve also transitioned to Salvia and Cigarettes. I’m way too young for this, but I can’t stop.
[Female, 14]
DARE was right, you guys! It IS the gateway drug! oh em gee
who wants to be my tumblr valentine?
Expectation:
Reality:
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supersaiyan-princess:
This is siiick…...
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Why on earth would you go to hookah lounges?
It’s so against my better judgment, but sometimes I need to get out of my dorm room and interact with other human beings, and I was invited. I don’t really want to go ever again but I get bored sometimes.
all questions and thoughts are welcome
Good things come to those who wait.
dimplesdrama:
hayhayxoxo:
But better things come to those who chase.
We shall see! ;)
(via commondense)
I hope so.
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
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Classic.
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No. Wrong. Incorrect. This is pure fiction. Albert Einstein had this to say about the Bible (in part): "No myth is filled with such life."
He said this about his religious views: "My position concerning God is that of an agnostic. I am convinced that a vivid consciousness of the primary importance of moral principles for the betterment and ennoblement of life does not need the idea of a law-giver, especially a law-giver who works on the basis of reward and punishment."
So this is cute, but no.
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^Oh god, thank you. I didn't want to come off as a douche by saying that myself, but it had to be said. This is so contrived and so flawed. -_-
Screw class tomorrow morning.
I want to stay up until I finish this sketch of Super Saiyan Goku hovering hundreds of feet above the surface of Namek while it’s ripping itself apart with volcanoes and earthquakes and lava shooting into the sky behind him. It’s so bitchin’.
I’m really reconnecting with my childhood because not only did I love DBZ, but also I had a phase as a kid where I really thought I...
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It’s so hard to not scream when that happens. WAIT SPLIT INFIN-
Reblog this if you still love Dragon Ball/Z/GT.
I want to know how many BAMFs are following me, and while this certainly isn’t a requirement, it’s a good indicator.
hannahmazingxo replied to your photo: Day 6- handwrite your crush’s name.
my sisters called Katie…awkwarrrrrd.
“Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.”
– Anne Frank (via jferxbaybee)
“hey buddy, i was just wondering if you were still doing alright. because i imagine people have stopped asking by now. if you wanna talk just let me know, or if you just wanna chit chat to keep ur mind off stuff thats cool. if you really want, you can borrow my coloring book, play dough, my slinky, my bubbles, or my water colors. i find them very cathartic”
Four days later and...
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