January 2012
What better way to celebrate the hope and potential of the new year than by firing projectile weapons into the sky above your own neighborhood?
underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
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December 2011
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This sore throat spray tastes like formaldehyde. It is supposed to make my oral region feel better. I feel like I just took a bite out of a fetal pig in my high school Anatomy class.
I think I’m going to stick to homeopathic remedies for ailments not requiring hospitalization.
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An atheist loves his fellow man instead of god. An atheist believes that heaven...
– Definition of atheism given to the Supreme Court of the United States in the case of Murray v. Curlett, 374 U.S. 203, 83 S. Ct. 1560, 10 L.Ed.2d (MD, 1963)
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Me lying in bed: Omg that is the most perfect idea for this story. Yes, oh sweet baby jesus. So much perfection. It will flow so well. Oh...I can't wait to write this. It's going to be so great.
Me sitting in front of my computer: HOW DO I WORDS?!
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Anonymous asked: Whats NZT?
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I wish NZT were real.
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
Did Americans in 1776 have British accents?
nickpatrick:
Reading David McCullough’s 1776, I found myself wondering: Did Americans in 1776 have British accents? If so, when did American accents diverge from British accents?
The answer surprised me.
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cardcaptorsollux:
baby youre as hot as the bottom of my laptop
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